He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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