Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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