I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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