And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
is that a dick in a sweater?
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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