My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Someone signed my nipple.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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