I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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