Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
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its like you know when i get waxed
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
