So drunk its hurt
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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