i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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