So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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