i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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