Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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