he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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