I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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