He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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