What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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