if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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