if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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