Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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