u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
false alarm. still invincible.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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