His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
your like the ambassador to my penis.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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