Your tits are I can't wait for
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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