Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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