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just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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