ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
ugly people sure do ruin things
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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