so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
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