i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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