I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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