was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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