I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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