Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Randomize
