Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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