I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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