Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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