My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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