are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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