please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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