i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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