The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Randomize
