Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize