remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Randomize
