butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Mom said you looked used
How external is "for external use only"?
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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