More tranny stories later!
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
how does that bad decision feel?
Randomize
