i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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