Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
