i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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