im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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