She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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