this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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