I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
It's like God shit irony all over that family
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
God, you're like boner-b-gone
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
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