Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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