Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
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