I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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