went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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