If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Randomize
